A person who is too coordinated for football (and most other sports). They usually started playing another sport when they were younger but got bored because it moves two miles an hour. They switched to lacrosse because they placed out of the other sports. Highly adept at multi-tasking (can perform highly intricate tasks while others attempt to kill him or her). More likely to achieve a Zen level of existence than other athletes due to an understanding that acts of aggression should not be taken personally.